Estronho e esquésito

Read carefully. Not to laugh —that is an inevitable consequence— but to understand how a society reaches the point of regulating potatoes, vacuum cleaners, and perfectly harmless behaviors, while real problems continue to roam free, without a license. You call this order. I call it involuntary entertainment.

You create useless pieces of metal and then need a law to limit their use. If you used barter with bones or feathers, it would be far more practical. But no, you prefer to carry kilos of nickel just to pay for a coffee. Pathetic.

Imagine a civilization so advanced that it collapses because someone stuck a piece of chewing gum on a door. If you weren’t so filthy, maybe you could exercise your jaw in peace.

Ah, the laws… the favorite pastime of a species that doesn’t know how to behave. Did you know that carrying a plank on the sidewalk can land you in court? Fascinating. I dove into the dusty archives of the United Kingdom to laugh right in your faces. If you think these rules are strange, wait until you see who came up with them. Prepare the hay for your invisible horses and try not to get arrested.